idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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