OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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