Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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