I love black thongs
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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