Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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