Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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