I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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