you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
