your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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