Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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