I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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my cat actually called me a bitch once. no joke. i was sober, too.
your a loser superskills - try going up tool
i close my bedroom door - lay on the bed - pull my pants down - wet my fingers and tickle my sex!
I have superskills superskills. Cats/Pussies they all love me.
how do you service it i mean i am not the one your arguing with just curious...
Cats aren't evil you just haven't met the right one.. Douche!
Christ, you all need to be euthanized.
oh okay so with out a man oh wait your the loser thats being argued with nice..
1:56 do you honestly think anyone cares that your first? oh, look at me I'm a retard who thinks it's cool to write 'first' a forums. you are a massive failure at life and your whore mom should have swallowed you at conception.
though i do hate that word i def have a friend whose cat would do that....
4:24 is fat. Yay or nay?
1:29 I sooooO want to meet your kitty cat..
July 6, 2009 2:02AM ^^ agree cats would most def call everyone cunts. evil creatures.
they would as they are also pussies
I have seen cats smelled cats been around cats all day this never happens it's a sign...
How rude - never would i say or type the word CUNT!!!!
Cats, nature's judgemental assholes
lakergirl with 4 cats that you?
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
judgmental kitteh sez 503 iz a cunt.
You're an idiot. No one gives a flying fuck.
Portland Trail Blazers Suck!!! Goooooooo.... Bobcats!!!
I think if cats could talk, they would call everyone a cunt.
Don't mess with cats, man :(
Dont call me loser - LOSER! Despite my love for my cats and pussy (with which I service each night) you are a total tool!
Cats are fucking smart and a great judge of character. If the cat would call you a cunt, most likely you are, in fact, a huge cunt.
I wish this website still posted funny drunk texts, instead of people's stupid sassy texts.
I do not want a cat either
i'mf from portland, just thought i'd throw that out to ya! :)
Exactly - you need to service yourself - what can you not get a man!? HAHAHAHA
The cat would rather call you a GUNT!
sorry lol just wasnt sure if you were seeing someone or not is all but thx 4 the 411..
they do call everyone cunts
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