i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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