And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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