Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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