i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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