weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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