Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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