My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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