Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
nutella sex= disaster
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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