she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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