I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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