Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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