porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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