Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
wow bdsm is so cute
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