I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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