All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize