is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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