dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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