he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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