I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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