It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Is it penis luge time yet?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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