I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You smell like stripper and shame
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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