That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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