Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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