dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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