Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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