Pappa wants mamma naked
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
