In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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