I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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