Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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