I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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