I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
