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  drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.

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• I CRIED WITH LAUGHTER.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:18am

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• Oh my gosh, BEST TEXT ever! I laughed my ass off!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:55am

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• this is the funniest shit ever! I just cLled like 5 people and read it to them haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:15am

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• funniest thing ever!! hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:30pm

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• so do you have really long balls? Or a really small penis?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:28pm

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• best text ever! hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:56am

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• I laughed my ass off because I have done the same shit before & agree that not everyone spells like an idiot....some people have to know how to spell to make a living

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:52pm

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• Lol is all i have to say

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:45pm

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• Fucking huge win

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:35pm

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• How hard is it to tell apart the frank from the beans?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:42am

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• I would laugh my ass off if I was the friend hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:56pm

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• haha...oh nashville boys....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:13pm

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• No matter how drunk I am, I can make coherent sentences and not spell shit wrong. I am an incredible drunk typer... who's also done something like this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:27pm

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• i have never laughed so hard holy shit hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:01pm

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• 3:05, amen to that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:21pm

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• All others TFLN are gonna suck!!!

  Submitted by acerzz on May 11, 11 at 9:51am

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• way to go nashvilllllleeeeeeeee

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:29pm

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• Hahaha. This is why I don't live in the 615 anymore. Nothing suprises me out of middle Tennessee <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:02pm

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• hey, 5:40, what does "understable" mean? lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:34pm

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• 0k, that was a pretty funny text! I laughed my ass off when I read it. I realized you could categorize area codes, so of course I typed in mine, 615 and saw this shit! I couldn't believe it! FUCKIN FUNNY! (It would be even better if i knew you)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:08pm

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• laughed out sooo hard when i read this! niceeee

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:55am

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• BUSTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:09pm

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• yo, stop hatin' this is one of the funniest ones on here! LOL

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:38am

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• not everyone texts like a moron when they are drunk.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:22pm

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• lol this is freakin hilarious!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:10pm

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• Baca la va baca la va!!! Ya trick ya!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:02pm

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• 10:39 good point hahaah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:00am

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• haha i saw another 615er pull a similar trick @ a house party last weekend!! we saw a dude walking down the stairs with HUGE pee stain down his leg!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:16pm

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• that must be a big nut or a small dick.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:52am

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• so drunk u mistake ur nut from your penis...yet u didnt make one mistake in that sentence gramatically or spelling....hmmm lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:39pm

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• thats the funniest thing i have read in a long time

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:57am

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• Yeh, I don't think you could be drunk enough to make a mistake like that but still write a perfectly understable text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:40pm

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• haha, 12:49! My sentiments exactly!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:20am

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• actually he did 10:39 should be i'm and also two sentence fragments where do you go to school?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:49am

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• LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! xD i started crying! xD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:59pm

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• really small dick.... how can you mistake one of your nuts for your dick?! there should def. be a noticable size difference...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:44pm

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• cried when i read this too funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:20am

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• must have a small dick then

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:13pm

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• idk my dick is about the size of my balls when its soft.. then again i do have some pretty big nads

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:03am

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• I laughed so hard that I cried when reading this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:52am

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• too bad this is from the book "the wackness"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:21am

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• and also he could have enter this online the next day hence, texts from LAST night and corrected the errors if there were any

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:05pm

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• Epic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:27pm

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• @1:27\nAmen haha

  Submitted by thomasfk on Jan 27, 10 at 10:41pm

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• yeahhh reppin the 615 bitchess!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:31am

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