Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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