i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize