Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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