What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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