My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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