There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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