...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
