The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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