Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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