So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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