nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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