You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
