I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
is wine microwaveable?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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